Here is my business card Daniel Baker, CPA

A Certified Public Accountant

What is a CPA?

1.     A CPA is a parking attendant

2.   He parks numbers

3.   According to the rules 

4.   In paper parking lots

5.    Sometimes he parks them in the wrong lot

6.   Sometimes on purpose

7.    Sometimes he get caught

8.   He claims he forgot the rules

9.   Did Enron cause amnesia?

1.     A CPA is a chambermaid

2.   She cleans executive suites

3.   And sweeps the corporate hotel

4.   She is always working late

5.    Wiping up spills

6.   And changing dirty sheets

7.    Because management is always busy

8.   Screwing someone new

1.     A CPA is a Master Chef

2.   He went to culinary school

3.   To study the art of cooking

4.   Sometimes it gets hot in his kitchen  

5.    When he is learning a new recipe

6.   Sometimes he burns the books  

7.    Usually by mistake

8.   Patrons don’t like that

9.   They want their money back

10. They pay lawyers to ask for it.